Little Fish with Big Bicycles
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
That’s what “they” say. The feminists. The fighters. The politically correct government. The single women in their 30s. The ugly girls. The Perpetually-On-A-Diet ones.
I’m all for equality and the whole she-bang that comes with, but seriously, this quote only applies when you don’t have a man and you can’t get laid to save your life and you think you’re a “career woman”. Then it feels true. When you have a boyfriend/lover/husband/pimp perception changes. You start thinking: “what’s wrong with fish having bicycles?”
Absolutely nothing. In fact, I can imagine a fish with a bicycle is one talented mother-fucker that all the other fishes wish they could be. And in these modern days, when you’re a girl with a good man, it kinda feels that way.
